Ubisoft Explains Why They Don't Add Female Avatars

I was a little annoyed when I'd read Ubisoft wouldn't add playable female avatars in the upcoming game, 'Assassin's Creed: Unity'.  So I had this idea for changing the dialogue on a classic strip of 'Bloom County' to give it a parody feel, especially given the official reasons Ubisoft gave for not being more 'diversified'.